Definitions by Lambda Variant

Super-genius kumtwatwaffle 

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.

The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.

Super-genius kumtwatwaffle by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022

kumtwatwaffle 

A person who likes sexually explicit, idiotic humour made out of citrus fruit.

At least you are more useful than a kumtwatwaffle.

kumtwatwaffle by Lambda Variant March 10, 2022