2 definitions by Lamar Scrotum
by Lamar Scrotum February 6, 2019
Noun:
The study of mythical Chuck Norris "facts."
Nor-ris-ol-o-gist
A person who knows all Chuck Norris jokes and inexhaustibly butchers them at public gathers to nobody's amusement.
The study of mythical Chuck Norris "facts."
Nor-ris-ol-o-gist
A person who knows all Chuck Norris jokes and inexhaustibly butchers them at public gathers to nobody's amusement.
Girl: So what do you do?
Norrisologist: I'm a professor in Norrisology.
Girl: Interesting. Never heard of that. Tell me about it.
Norrisologist: Chuck Norris doesn't read books… he stares them down till he gets the information he wants.
Girl: M-m-m-my friends are waiting outside for me.
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Norrisologist: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Girl: Pardon me?
Norrisologist: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Girl: I need to go now.
Norrisologist: I'm a professor in Norrisology.
Girl: Interesting. Never heard of that. Tell me about it.
Norrisologist: Chuck Norris doesn't read books… he stares them down till he gets the information he wants.
Girl: M-m-m-my friends are waiting outside for me.
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Norrisologist: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Girl: Pardon me?
Norrisologist: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Girl: I need to go now.
by Lamar Scrotum May 23, 2014