Girl: So what do you do?
Norrisologist: I'm a professor in Norrisology.
Girl: Interesting. Never heard of that. Tell me about it.
Norrisologist: Chuck Norris doesn't read books… he stares them down till he gets the information he wants.
Girl: M-m-m-my friends are waiting outside for me.

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Norrisologist: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Girl: Pardon me?
Norrisologist: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Girl: I need to go now.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak