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Phlegm Wad
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A
creepy
middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and
always
calls the
female
baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.
Don’t look now, but a
total
Phlegm
Wad
just walked into the
Starbucks
.
Phlegm Wad
by
Lady Gladriel
October 10, 2020
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