Definitions by Lady Awesome Pantalones

cheetus 

The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.

Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.

cheetus by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

Cock Waffled 

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

Cock Waffled by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008