Lady Awesome Pantalones's definitions

Cock Waffled

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

cheetus

The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.

Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008