hotlegged

The action resulting from flatuation and occuring while sitting on the lap of someone else.

Little Timmy couldn't help his need to pass gas and flatuate on santas lap resulting in a hotleg. Santa was Hotlegged by litle Timmy.

by Lang December 26, 2003

qoot

1) A mis-spelling of the word woot, as the "q" key is dangerously close to the "w" key on the keyboard. Inorder to retain ones dignety, you are not to correct yourself if you mis-spell woot, you simply act as if it is a real word and you use it all the time. :$

2) The thing that is located inbetween dis's legs.

Joints was owned by LaNg in the mouth
LaNg*: qoot!
Joints: you means woot?
LaNg*: no.

by LaNg January 02, 2005