10 definitions by LS returns(tiny)

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.
1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."
by LS returns(tiny) January 12, 2009
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(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.
1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"
by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009
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(v). 1. The act of jerking-off onto your own nut-sack and letting it drip into the mouth or anus of your partner (male or female).
1. "OMG jennifer, i cant belive you let me Lodium Scrote-Fold your ass last night your such a whore!"
by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009
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