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Definitions by LORD MASHIE

Gordonvale State High School 

A disgusting school in the "small sugar-growing town" (according to Wikipedia) of Gordonvale. It is filled with thots and in general, extremely dodgy, cancerous people. This has resulted in a number of refugees fleeing this horrendous place to better and safer schools located further north.
What school did you come from?
>Gordonvale State High School
Oh, you poor, poor soul!

Woree State High School 

Oh yeah this kid got expelled from Tbay and got sent to Woree State High School

Molto Yuma 

The state of being extremely sad about something at any given time
My friend looked molto Yuma today after getting a C in Maths.
Molto Yuma by LORD MASHIE June 4, 2018

St. Monica's College

The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.
St. Monica's College will achieve second place in this year and the following years' Eisteddfods.