Definitions by LJP corp

Lockfrown 

Another term for the lockdown blues, a permanent facial accessory gifted to us by our gracious governments.

‘You ok mate, you dont seem to be enjoying that pint’
‘Sorry lad ive still got abit of the lockfrown, im sure it will clear up soon’

Lockfrown by LJP corp April 8, 2021

tallywacking 

The common act of shaking ones male reproductive organ to remove the last few drops of urine after a trip to the bathroom

‘John are you nearly finished on the loo’
‘Ill be right out steve, im just finishing tallywacking’

tallywacking by LJP corp April 8, 2021