JJB

JJB is a monster that lives in the sea and its full name is Jack Johnson Boyle . It loves to mate with other JJBs. The female version of JJB is ET. Tourists who have went to see JJB have been scared that they would be eaten but only the straight ones eat and the gay ones don't so people have only seen gay ones.

"NOOOO THERE'S THE JJB RUN!!! '
'Don't worry he's the gay one they don't eat people'