Definitions by LAXVIP

Hab Knocker 

A canadian or french-canadian that masturbates in public. Kind of like a canadian hob knocker

George: Why do you call him a Hab Knocker ?
Joe: Because we caught him masturbating on the other side of a stand when we were at the mall.
George: ...

Hab Knocker by LAXVIP June 12, 2011