LAUREN's definitions

whey

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her curds and WHEY"

by lauren September 2, 2003

touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

PS

Penn Station- yummy sandwich deli bar thing

"i'm baked like a cake- let's go get some PS"

by lauren September 1, 2003

QFT

quality family time, always said sarcastically, since there is obviously no such thing

"my moms new kick is QFT- i'm booked every weekend through march doing craft shows and shit like that."

by lauren September 1, 2003

spoofer

a papertowel roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you blow through when smoking pot so that your hits smell nice and free and your mom doesn't catch you.

"i have the weed, dyu have the spoofer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

graffito

cool graffiti type drawings, more artistic than the usual scribbles

"jesse graffitoed my bag for me- he's so boss."

by lauren August 30, 2003

Herpaids

A cluster of herpes which have been infected with HIV/AIDS.

AH! I'm gonna die from AIDS because a herpaid just bit me!

by Lauren April 4, 2005