3 definitions by L's and eights
An animal skin that is used to wrap a man's penis before sexual intercourse.
Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector
A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.
The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.
Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.
Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector
A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.
The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.
Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.
Mr. Brady: Marsha, I can't screw you without a deer on this monster of a hard on - could you pass me one from the night-side table please?
Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?
Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!
Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?
Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!
by L's and eights July 5, 2009
N.
1. A Liquid fat usually a mixture of: fowl juice and/or meat juice, flour, cornstarch, booze, salt and seasoning, butter and booze. The Combination of above mixture is used to pour all over in viscous quantity and meat that suits your fancy.
2. A State of mind: that your brain has been producing in a fat booze mixture of heavenly abundance. In a word it is STYLE. Style so fat and booze induced that the gravy boat (your brain) is unable to contain the sweet delicious substance any longer to its own self and must spill that Style all gravy style all over every thing that lacks style and grace.
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To pour forth style upon a gravy-less sad ass person, thing or place.
1. A Liquid fat usually a mixture of: fowl juice and/or meat juice, flour, cornstarch, booze, salt and seasoning, butter and booze. The Combination of above mixture is used to pour all over in viscous quantity and meat that suits your fancy.
2. A State of mind: that your brain has been producing in a fat booze mixture of heavenly abundance. In a word it is STYLE. Style so fat and booze induced that the gravy boat (your brain) is unable to contain the sweet delicious substance any longer to its own self and must spill that Style all gravy style all over every thing that lacks style and grace.
V.
To pour forth style upon a gravy-less sad ass person, thing or place.
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1. Hey Uncle Jesse, pass the Gravy, this turkey is a bit dry - it needs some good loving bird juice to kick the flavor into hyperdrive.
2. Sir, your shirt is a plain white Oxford button down. It is surely not worthy of my attention. Stop sniffing my hair sir, before I am forced to cock lock youfor all time. By God! Put on this Gravy Shirt and maybe, maybe - I shall deem you worthy of kneeling before me. Take the Gravy sir - you lack STYLE!
V. 1. Wow, Gravy girl! Get out of here and Gravy that Robot Nerd MIT boy some style - that poor sucka wouldn't know a butter knife from a Bowie knife girl - and I do mean his cock needs to be worked - GRAVY!
1. Hey Uncle Jesse, pass the Gravy, this turkey is a bit dry - it needs some good loving bird juice to kick the flavor into hyperdrive.
2. Sir, your shirt is a plain white Oxford button down. It is surely not worthy of my attention. Stop sniffing my hair sir, before I am forced to cock lock youfor all time. By God! Put on this Gravy Shirt and maybe, maybe - I shall deem you worthy of kneeling before me. Take the Gravy sir - you lack STYLE!
V. 1. Wow, Gravy girl! Get out of here and Gravy that Robot Nerd MIT boy some style - that poor sucka wouldn't know a butter knife from a Bowie knife girl - and I do mean his cock needs to be worked - GRAVY!
by L's and eights July 8, 2009
N.
1. A Liquid fat usually a mixture of: fowl juice and/or meat juice, flour, cornstarch, booze, salt and seasoning, butter and booze. The Combination of above mixture is used to pour all over in viscous quantity any meat that suits your fancy.
2. A State of mind: that your brain has been producing in a fat booze mixture of heavenly abundance. In a word it is STYLE. Style so fat and booze induced that the gravy boat (your brain) is unable to contain the sweet delicious substance any longer to its own self and must spill that Style all gravy style all over every thing that lacks style and grace.
V.
To pour forth style upon a gravy-less sad ass person, thing or place.
1. A Liquid fat usually a mixture of: fowl juice and/or meat juice, flour, cornstarch, booze, salt and seasoning, butter and booze. The Combination of above mixture is used to pour all over in viscous quantity any meat that suits your fancy.
2. A State of mind: that your brain has been producing in a fat booze mixture of heavenly abundance. In a word it is STYLE. Style so fat and booze induced that the gravy boat (your brain) is unable to contain the sweet delicious substance any longer to its own self and must spill that Style all gravy style all over every thing that lacks style and grace.
V.
To pour forth style upon a gravy-less sad ass person, thing or place.
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1. Hey Uncle Jesse, pass the Gravy, this turkey is a bit dry - it needs some good loving bird juice to kick the flavor into hyperdrive.
2. Sir, your shirt is a plain white Oxford button down. It is surely not worthy of my attention. Stop sniffing my hair sir, before I am forced to cock lock you for all time. By God! Put on this Gravy Shirt and maybe, maybe - I shall deem you worthy of kneeling before me. Take the Gravy sir - you lack STYLE!
V. 1. Wow, Gravy girl! Get out here and Gravy that HOT! Robot Nerd MIT boy some style - that poor sucka wouldn't know a butter knife from a Bowie knife girl - and I do mean his cock needs to be worked - GRAVY!
1. Hey Uncle Jesse, pass the Gravy, this turkey is a bit dry - it needs some good loving bird juice to kick the flavor into hyperdrive.
2. Sir, your shirt is a plain white Oxford button down. It is surely not worthy of my attention. Stop sniffing my hair sir, before I am forced to cock lock you for all time. By God! Put on this Gravy Shirt and maybe, maybe - I shall deem you worthy of kneeling before me. Take the Gravy sir - you lack STYLE!
V. 1. Wow, Gravy girl! Get out here and Gravy that HOT! Robot Nerd MIT boy some style - that poor sucka wouldn't know a butter knife from a Bowie knife girl - and I do mean his cock needs to be worked - GRAVY!
by L's and eights July 8, 2009