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Not to be confused with blowing farts or passing gas.

Blowing air is when a man has cum so many times in such a short space of time that he's got nothing left in the locker to ejaculate but air. It hurts, but the end result can be spectacularly mind numbing in its intensity.

A male experiencing the contractions of orgasmic release without ejaculating is steeped in 5000 years of ancient Chinese folklore. According to eastern practitioners, male orgasm with ejaculation is one fleeting moment of intense and even excruciating pleasure. On the other hand, the ability to orgasm without ejaculation is said to be a continual rolling expansion of the orgasm, with emensley heightened ecstasy.

Unfortunately, to learn this art, a man would need to spend years at an eastern ashram, performing spiritual and physical exercises designed to develop the skill. The reason this art is so rare in western cultures is that most modern men see something patently wrong with some old, foul-smelling, skinny, toothless, bearded Swami freak wearing nothing but a turban and a loin cloth touching their perineum point for demonstration purposes.

Warning: any user of the term should be aware that this phrase may be perceived in some circles to be crude or vulgar. In these situations, saying 'passing air' would be more politically correct.
This gorgeous little cinnamon skinned fantasy girl straddled my thighs, then fucked the life out of me for hours on the two seater couch. She made me cum so hard and so often that by the time she was finished, I was blowing air.

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by L&G Conversations December 04, 2009
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FTPs are (Feminine Tectonic Plates) are seisms that are powered by primal forces originating in a woman's hot, inner core, FTPs can move ponderously about at varying speeds and in different directions immediately following extreme or intense fucking.

With the high temperatures and immense pressures found in a woman's wet inner core during a sexual climax, these post orgasmic reactions to acute sexual arousal ex.slammage, sometimes force a woman’s FTPs to suddenly shift. As these ‘pallates eroticus’ move, divergence and/or convergence occurs along their borders, and tremendous energies are unleashed from deep inside resulting in tumultuous physical tremors that compel a woman’s entire body to involuntary convulse, spasm, twitch and shudder for indeterminate periods of time after woo hoo, thingy sex.

Men can find the sensations associated with simultaneous divergence and convergence of FTPs on their cock to be a powerful and motivating aphrodisiac, often making their erections attain a consistency that is harder than Chinese mathematics - and allow them to immediately recommence fucking a partner over and over and over again while she remains incapacitated from the spastic effects of the shifting FTP delirium.
When her FTPs kicked in, it moved my couch.
by L&G Conversations December 07, 2009
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