2 definitions by Kurt Malton

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Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.
"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."
by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004
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When a person is reluctant to spend money or personal items.
That bitch is as tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm
by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004
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