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headboard betty

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Scenario: A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
http://www.headboardbetty.com Headboard betty.
by Kurt Ahrens January 2, 2009
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when you take a simple solution and make it so complex that no one can follow the path. Or you are just making things too complicated.
Management making a decision? They need to have a study to make sure that consensus is in agreement then to make matters more complex, they overcomplexify it.
by Kurt Ahrens March 31, 2008
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Headboard Betty

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A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
Headboard Betty is that woman you see that you can't take your eyes off. She's not the girl next door, and not going to be your next wife.
by Kurt Ahrens August 19, 2007
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HeadBoard Betty

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A woman that is built for such extreme Bed Olympics that sex causes wall and room damage. You have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
Sex slamming fun, crazy Headboard betty bitch and a headboard all make it work.
by Kurt Ahrens August 18, 2007
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