Definitions by Kung-fu Zombie

sitting on the drapes 

Having a large vagina.

That woman's got to be sitting on the drapes.

sitting on the drapes by Kung-fu Zombie April 15, 2005

Chocolate Squirrel 

A squirrel covered in feces.

From the unrated version of the movie "Anchorman".

"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" --Brick Tamland

Chocolate Squirrel by Kung-fu Zombie January 4, 2005