gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

no stranger to the biscuit tin

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.

Elitist is no stranger to the biscuit tin.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

dawn of the dead

A remake of a sequel or a sequel to a remake. Night of the living dead was remade in the 90's. If I'm correct OJ simpson was in it.

Hey, Ving Rhames is in it!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

outlaw

(n.) One who lives ouitside the law, using his or her own morals or religious experience as guidance.

(v.) To declare illegal

Robin hood was an outlaw, as were the early christians in the roman empire


After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

Volvo

(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.

throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

souped-up

Given power that was not intended for it to have.

Souped-up economy car etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004