reason be

The reason is.

Reason be I'm a so solid soldier. Reason be I suck dong.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

The_great_omega

Omega ur a fag

Fuck off, you dumb 12 year old.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

what's the big idea?

A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.

*Japan, 1942*

A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?

B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.


A: Ah.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

call to arms

An event that causes people to become militant or vigilante, often, against the feel of the majority, or a large number of people.

9-11 was a call to arms for anti-muslim hate groups.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

towel lifting

Activity in which a group or individual goes to a beach and scouts for topless sunbathers on thier own. Group or person (always male) waits until topless sunbather goes into the sea leaving her clothes and equipment unattended. Clothes, towel etc. is then picked up and moved out of sight. When topless woman returns, she *may* allow the group or person to feel her tits (someone told me they got thier cock sucked too) in exchange for the safe return of their items. If not, the woman will face a long, semi-naked walk back to the hotel or villa.

Andalucia (southern spain-costa del sol) is a great place for towel lifting.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

drag the water

(v.) To cast a net into shallow water to drag for objects, usually bodies.

Drag the waters some more
Like never before...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Donkey's years

Several decades.

World war Two was donkey's years ago.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004