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What is loudly shouted by white prisoners in mock style of black inmates. Often while running a cup along the walls or bars.
Haha, the gaurds are gonna do the exact opposite of what I say.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

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Something extremely cool to be.
Manners maketh the man.

Narcissism and pomp maketh the man great.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

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When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.
Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

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Not be be confused with a brothel, a knocking shop is simply a house which has been elected to be the main place of sexual intercourse by those in thier teens. Usually belonging to a couple of rarely there parents.
Billys dads' house is a knocking shop.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 03, 2004

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Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.
Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

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Misspelling or mispronounciation fo dago
Stupid daygos.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

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Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do

*some time later*

A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!

*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004

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