Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

nessie

Friendly nickname for the Loch ness Monster.

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

masters of the universe generation

Born as early as 1979, and as late as 1985, the MOTU generation have many things in common with the thundercats generation. Growing up watching a quality and (for someone of a young age) thought-provoking series encompassing action, adventure, fighting, and intelligent charactors; this generation would come to be a well-rounded set of individuals.

Masters of the universe generation learned much in their early years from tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

rouse de guerre

(n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open

A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!


B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Gran Turismo

Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.

Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

trial by media

(n.) In a high-profile case, the media's implication of the guilt of a suspect can greatly affect the outcome. While not fair, this is largely unavoidable, especially when large industries are put on trial for high-school shootings, or a Catholic priest is tried for any sexual crime. Regardless of the "innocent until proven guilty" law in most countries (If not all), the free media's decision to encourage the sheep and liberals will force the decision one way or another.

Type "soham" into google to see how the british tabloids misrepresentation of the facts and one-sided approach led to a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

economic resurgence

When a formerly powerful party (country, group, individual) begins to earn as they did at thier best years.

Germany had an economic resurgence between the world wars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004