by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.
"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
Voted by VH1 viewers to be the greatest song of all time, Queens' six minute masterpiece is well recieved by most people. Everyone's got a favourite line, and many people could rattle off the entire song without accompanying music. Individual tastes aside, this is the best song ever. Disagree, and you are wrong. Get over it.
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get
right outta here-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get
right outta here-
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.
Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
(v.) To push with full force. Most commonly used to say sprint (whether person, racehorse or car). The likely origin of this could be a starter pistol, although the fact that a bullet leaves a gun at full speed and never slacks seems more probable.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004