Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

below the belt 

(adj.) Below the line of what is acceptable behviour. Used to describe an insult that was a little extreme, but comes from physical fighting where Queensbury rules and broughton's rules dictate that no punches are to be thrown below the belt.

That was a bit below the belt



he hit me below the belt

below the belt by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

cut off your electric 

A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.

dear leccy groovers

cut off your electric by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

See a man about a dog 

(v.) to urinate

I'm going to see a man about a dog

See a man about a dog by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

nasca lines 

(n.) Tourist attraction in south america


(n.) big saggy vagina with wrinkles and stretch marks.

Your mother

nasca lines by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

eurotunnel

See chunnel

Eurotunnel logo is ghey

eurotunnel by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

valley of the kings 

A place in Egypt-the tourism capital of Africa.

There be big pyramids there

valley of the kings by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

mother teresa 

(n.) A good, charitable person.

calcutta yummy cow moo cow moo

mother teresa by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004