KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions
(n.) An avid fan of star trek. Can usually name all the cast, including cameos and what number episode they appeared. Hates the next generation and other 90's spinoffs.
The stereotypical trekkie is a nerd who uses the internet way too much, and has never had a girlfriend, or any other huamn contact asides from his mother and other trekkies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
Get the trekkiemug. The old lady took her pet to the cathouse before she left to go to france for a week, and almost had a heart attack when she realised what was going on there was not petcare.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
Get the cathousemug. A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.
We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
Get the bitch ballsmug. We have accruals of £760
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the accrualmug. Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004
Get the free speechmug. Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.
"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"
"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the Norsemenmug. Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the French highway patrolmug.