bum chin

(n.) A chin shaped like buttocks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.
In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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april fools

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.
*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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southpaw

Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.
He boxes southpaw, pah.
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crook

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c/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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thank fuck

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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