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Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
mugGet the Attempting to be funny and randommug.

ego

A measure of Narcisism.
Narcisists rule!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
mugGet the egomug.

war-state

When a state of war is declared on a country, or a country declares a state of war on another, they are considered to be a war-state, and are not eligible to compete in the Olympic games.
Iraq was a war-state, and technically, is still at war (although occupation is the final stage, imperialisation or handing over of power marks the end of war)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
mugGet the war-statemug.

six weeks'

In the UK, the six weeks summer holidays. Most of the world has longer in the summer, and shorter breaks throught the year to compensate for lost time.
In the six weeks', I like to cause trouble in foreign countries.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
mugGet the six weeks'mug.

fixed costs

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the fixed costsmug.

headlights

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.
Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.


Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
mugGet the headlightsmug.

introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.
Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed
by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006
mugGet the introduced to a brick wall at high speedmug.

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