KrychaUFC's definitions

Bardos

Colloquially called "Plajtosek", the most beautiful ape in Poland. It knows only 2 commands; "Plajtosek defosek" which means the ape'osek has to defend his top turret and second "Plajtosek atakosek" orders him to attack his top opponent. Most improtant thing about this wonderful animal is the fact that it has the biggest dick of all creatures.

Girl: Wooah, that's a hell of a Bardos in your pants!

by KrychaUFC November 21, 2021