Definitions by Krunchy k

West line missouri water main break

When a woman rides cow girl while you jackhammer her like a directional bore rig until right before you cum. Then she pisses on your chest while you try to block off the leak.

Sarah and me did a west line Missouri water main break and I couldn’t find the leak, I was soaked.

West line missouri water main break by Krunchy k May 6, 2026

German leaf blower

Shave your butthole and leave said hair on butthole then have a woman in 69 position deep throat till she exhales threw her nostrils blowing said anal hair away like a leaf blower.

Heather always relieves her upper sinus infection with a good German leaf blower and I get a wax.

German leaf blower by Krunchy k May 5, 2026

Greasy Italian herringbone

To insert cock into vagina until creampie. Then have her snail trail your neck like a herringbone necklace.

After our wedding she gave me a greasy Italian herringbone for our honeymoon.

Greasy Italian herringbone by Krunchy k May 4, 2026