Kris Hardy's definitions

Splube

n. - an asshole that hates pandas, usually male.

v. - when someone no longer considers you a friend because you like pandas.

adj. - see ignorant

n. - the Splube went to the zoo and poisoned all the cute little pandas, the children cried.

v. - Ziggy, Magnum, Jiggy, and Norris who loved pandas were all Splubed

adj. - My Splube dad grounded me for a whole week for breathing his air.

by Kris Hardy April 21, 2011