Definitions by Kris Benson

mallika sherawat 

If you likes the curry cooter, this is your gal

Bake me some lamb saag, Mallika Sherawat, it is your duty....AND DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE TO THE NEIGHBORS EVER AGAIN OR I WILL BEAT YOU!

mallika sherawat by Kris Benson March 30, 2005

oprah winfrey 

Talks black to blacks, white to whites, but loves the green, am I right?

Halle, Girl, I am so mf-ing excited to see that ghetto ass in Catwoman!
Miss Kidman, how is your 401K?
OOOOO, AHH, money in my pants!

oprah winfrey by Kris Benson March 29, 2005

Morgan Freeman 

One freckly ole black man.

Oh snap, gramps look like Morgan Freeman!

Morgan Freeman by Kris Benson March 29, 2005