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When you are so drunk you body slam a ping pong table due to extreme laughter and/or coughing.

Man I really ponged the shit out of that ping pong table?

Yeah man you broke the cross beam.

by KraftyKramerKult July 16, 2019

The fear of mechanical bulls

That cop definitely had mechataurophobia

by KraftyKramerKult July 12, 2019