Koolwok's definitions

Konya

a dork, a dorky dingbat of pure evil. never talk to a Konya, you might catch Konyitis from these conceited creatures. you know you're talking to one when you see excessive use of the :D emoticon and start feeling like you're losing brain cells. for your own good, stay away. see ass

I was playing online and started a conversation with a particularly dingbatty person... Quite soon, the instant I realized it was a Konya I ran for the hills.

by Koolwok September 29, 2011