Definitions by Kool Kumshot Kev

Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).

Muy just forest ported sth.

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Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or behind some trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is most likely needed after )

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