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Definitions by Kolchak Jones

skivemaster 

skivemaster skive to be extremely skilled in goofing off while supposed to be working
Randy be the effin' skivemaster, bra. He makin' $28 an hour and he actually work less than half of the day.
skivemaster by Kolchak Jones September 3, 2018

head bonk 

When your kitty bumps her head into you as a sign of affection, and also so put her scent on you.
Whether you know her seemingly odd behavior as head bumping, butting, bunting or bonking, your cat is just trying to tell you that she thinks you are purr-fect!
That was so cute when Miss Kittypurr stood on your tummy and head bonked you.
head bonk by Kolchak Jones March 31, 2017

squat diddly 

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.
squat diddly by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017