spew

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid with considerable force

Mom: You may spew your spunk onto my face. But if I don't like it, you can spew your load onto your gran's face. I'd rather she get a facial than me. But let's just see how it goes, okay son?
Son: Thanks, Mom. Here it comes.

by Koeknut May 16, 2003

came

Past-tense verb of "cum" or "come"

When I came, gran's eyes were closed. I wonder what she was dreaming about?

by Koeknut May 14, 2003