Xandru

Xandru, wow what a name. So unique just like the person. One of a kind. Fearless and brave. Handsome and flirty. Woman can't keep their eyes off him. Very loyal and marks their territory well. Three things to remember when you meet Xandru. 1 Don't look at his girl. 2 Don't touch their car. 3 Make sure you can drink properly to be worthy to party with the master.
Do not test Xandru. He will drop you to the floor faster than your grandma will slip on wet tiles
by Koekies November 22, 2021
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