2 definitions by Kleetus Kirklen, esq.
An upscale form of duck butter, said to
contain fewer calories than than the
original smegma-based spread. Delightful on rye bread!
contain fewer calories than than the
original smegma-based spread. Delightful on rye bread!
The ambassador dined on quail eggs and
imported crackers smeared heavily with
fragrant swan margerine.
imported crackers smeared heavily with
fragrant swan margerine.
by Kleetus Kirklen, esq. August 14, 2004
A smegma spread used since the early 50's. A popular breakfast condiment
that, incidently, can be savored
most anytime. ALSO SEE: SWAN MARGERINE
that, incidently, can be savored
most anytime. ALSO SEE: SWAN MARGERINE
by Kleetus Kirklen, esq. August 14, 2004