4 definitions by Kleedist

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The language of illiterate redneck hillbillies.
Kleedis speaks kleebonix ever sinst he wuz berft.
by Kleedist June 03, 2003
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the act of ambling quickly while trying to avoid stepping in animal crap.
When I walk across my dad's back yard, I have to ookiemander.
by Kleedist June 03, 2003
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the new plural of remote control
Honey, where are the remai.
by Kleedist June 03, 2003
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To travel a great distance by foot while wearing trout for shoes.
We trelked down the Ohio river until our feet were pruny.
by Kleedist June 10, 2003
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