4 definition by Kleedist

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The language of illiterate redneck hillbillies.

Kleedis speaks kleebonix ever sinst he wuz berft.

by Kleedist June 03, 2003

the act of ambling quickly while trying to avoid stepping in animal crap.

When I walk across my dad's back yard, I have to ookiemander.

by Kleedist June 03, 2003

the new plural of remote control

Honey, where are the remai.

by Kleedist June 03, 2003

To travel a great distance by foot while wearing trout for shoes.

We trelked down the Ohio river until our feet were pruny.

by Kleedist June 10, 2003