Definitions by Kisaki Kattakuzai
Pepsi
1) The source of all evil
2) Watered-down Coke-flavored lube
Note that Coke is better than Pepsi, and that the only way one could get the flavor of Pepsi would be to water down Coke-flavored lube and bottle it.
2) Watered-down Coke-flavored lube
Note that Coke is better than Pepsi, and that the only way one could get the flavor of Pepsi would be to water down Coke-flavored lube and bottle it.
1) OH SHIT, I had to buy a Pepsi and now my life is cursed by the carbonated drink gods!!
2) Ugh, this Coke imitation drink tastes like lube!
2) Ugh, this Coke imitation drink tastes like lube!
Pepsi by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 8, 2009
seamsturbate
verb
to provide sexual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one's or another's pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one's or another's "part"
to provide sexual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one's or another's pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one's or another's "part"
seamsturbate by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 17, 2008