2 definitions by Kip B

riker

Riker: noun: an under 35 year-old hipster with a beard.

Derived from the beard worn by Willaim Riker, 1st Officer on the Starship Enterprise.

Dude, I never would have suspected that Daniel Bejar was a Riler, 'til I saw him on the cover of Fader.

Dude, I'm so sick of these Riker's on Myspace asking me to be friends with their shitty experimental bands. gawd.

by Kip B April 11, 2006

riker

Riker: noun. A williamsburg or lower east side hipster with a beard.

I can't believe Alex went Riker-- doesn't he know it's the friggin' goatee of the oughts....

by Kip B April 4, 2006