Definitions by Kinky dwarf

Quonk 

When someone hits another person on the back of their head with an impressive penis.

Johnny quonked brenda last night and she got knocked out cold.

Quonk by Kinky dwarf November 1, 2017

Spacey ship 

When you get drunk and accidentally land on a 14 year old

I hope I don't do a Spacey ship at the party tonight.

Spacey ship by Kinky dwarf October 31, 2017