2 definitions by Kinky dwarf

When you get drunk and accidentally land on a 14 year old
I hope I don't do a Spacey ship at the party tonight.
by Kinky dwarf October 31, 2017
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When someone hits another person on the back of their head with an impressive penis.
Johnny quonked brenda last night and she got knocked out cold.
by Kinky dwarf November 1, 2017
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