King of the Fist Me! Fist Me! Cystic Acne!'s definitions

Doo-wop

A bowel movement (BM) that a girl makes for you.

"Guess where I'm calling from?"

"I don't know, where?"

"Sam's Club bathroom! I'm making you a doo-wop!"

by King of the Fist Me! Fist Me! Cystic Acne! November 10, 2007

Thwomp

The correct collective term for a group of gay men of a certain age comprising 3 or more members.
From the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

"I saw C--- walking down the street with a thwomp of moldering old queens hanging on. That guy'll do anything for coke."

by King of the Fist Me! Fist Me! Cystic Acne! November 10, 2007

Turdz

An expletive expressing frustration, dissension, or, when used ironically, resignation.

cf. "fiddlesticks!"; "ah nuts!"; "bullshit!"

"Get your stubby sausage-like fingers off my fabric softener, you Cabbage Patch-lookin' bitch!"

"Turdz!"

by King of the Fist Me! Fist Me! Cystic Acne! November 10, 2007