Definitions by King cKai

Tapaleh 

An overconfident, fat, grumpy, balding, short, hairy, middle-aged, pile of shit that has successfully taken on human form. shit pile of shit

You: "Mark is a pear-shaped fart-machine."

"Yeah, He's a real tapaleh": Your Mom

Tapaleh by King cKai June 6, 2018