King Smurf's definitions

tarzan blasting

Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.

man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting

women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then

by King Smurf November 13, 2018

built in hardrive

when you go on a date with a girl but she already has a vibrator in her

man: want to go on a date
woman: yeah sure let me get my built in hardrive

by King Smurf November 23, 2018