King Shit's definitions

mess

1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy

1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

Jag

a sharp, pointed object (noun) or to poke, puncture, stick with a sharp pointed object (verb)

He stuck a jag up my ass (n)

He jagged me in the ass with a red hot poker (v)

by King Shit January 18, 2003