Definitions by King Peach

Jizzworthy 

the annoying squid on mario kart that jizzes all over your screen when you race

Daniel: Man i was playin' Mario kart the other day and jizzworthy got his load all over my face! I couldn't do a thing.

Carmen: WTF... that's messed up

Jizzworthy by King Peach July 18, 2010