King Kong Jr.'s definitions
A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.
Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.
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The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.
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The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.
by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007
Get the simeonmug. A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).
Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).
Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).
Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.
or
The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.
or
The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.
by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007
Get the Simianmug.