Definitions by King Kling

Sperm Slurper 

One who drinks sperm

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch

Sperm Slurper by King Kling December 11, 2006

Clit Kick 

When you kick a women right in the vagina.

She was pissin my off so i just clit kicked her. And let me tell ya, she learned a good lesson that day.

Clit Kick by King Kling November 28, 2006