Browse
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
new
Vote
Store
Cart
English
Arabic
Azerbaijani
Bengali
Bulgarian
Chinese
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Filipino
French
German
Greek
Hebrew
Hungarian
Indonesian
Italian
Japanese
Korean
Norwegian
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Serbian
Spanish
Swedish
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Vietnamese
1 definition by
King John Wayne the Second
Top Definition
Texas Massage
1.) When John Wayne comes out of your butt
2.) When you are tied down and stepped on by a horse
Riley: Do you want a Texas Massage?
Shane: HELL NO *runs away*
#john wayne
#texas
#horse
#butt
#massage
#torture
#west
#western
#cowboys
#unpleasant
#things
#republicans
#george w. bush
#sex
#drugs
#lady parts
by
King John Wayne the Second
March 23, 2011
Buy a
Texas Massage
mug!
© 1999-2018 Urban Dictionary ®
advertise
terms of service
privacy
dmca
remove
help
© 1999-2018 Urban Dictionary ®
advertise
terms of service
privacy
dmca
remove
help
