King Gon's definitions

Goonvana

The out of body experience a seasoned gooner achieves after 100 days and 100 nights of sleepless edging

“My house hermit buddy Ken, just reached goonvana last night”

by King Gon May 21, 2024

Goonvana

An elevated form of human consciousness one can achieve after masturbating for 100 days and 100 nights

(gooning/nirvana)

“david strokes his meat so much he might just achieve goonvana!”

by King Gon May 22, 2024