Definitions by King Gon

Goonvana 

An elevated form of human consciousness one can achieve after masturbating for 100 days and 100 nights

(gooning/nirvana)

“david strokes his meat so much he might just achieve goonvana!”

Goonvana by King Gon May 22, 2024

Goonvana 

The out of body experience a seasoned gooner achieves after 100 days and 100 nights of sleepless edging

“My house hermit buddy Ken, just reached goonvana last night”

Goonvana by King Gon May 21, 2024