Definitions by King Fezzi

Mobesity 

a person who is more obese than normal obesity rate. Normally having the look of a giant whale in appearance. The leading cause of mobesity is excessive eating and drinking of cake batter. As the famous saying goes "Mo-besity.... Mo problems."

When i discovered Tiffany was drinking cake batter out of the pan, I realized it was because of her mobesity.

Mobesity by King Fezzi March 24, 2017

Rick Reckons 

a man of rural background normally wears flannel and makes you wonder whether not he sleeps with his sister. This person may have a strong odor of chewing tobacco and potted meat. Normally enjoys shooting guns, eating raccoons, voting Republican and talking about potted meat.

"As soon as I saw Terry's lunch was Pabst Blue Ribbon and Spam I knew he was a Rick Reckons."

Rick Reckons by King Fezzi March 20, 2017