Definitions by King Conan

Dong Rocket 

Dong Rocket is a term used to describe the male penis. It was coined by three assholes in an 83 Volvo Station Wagon during a 13 hour car ride back from Las Vegas.

The bitch sucked my fuckin Dong Rocket.

Dong Rocket by King Conan January 20, 2009

Teeth Melter 

Teeth Melter is when a girl is performing fellatio on a man, and the man procedes to ejaculate in her mouth without warning. When she opens her mouth the semen dripping off of her teeth makes them appear to be melting.

That stripper was a filthy bitch, so I gave her a teeth melter instead of cumming on her tits.

Teeth Melter by King Conan January 20, 2009